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When u feel like an idiot look at a cheerleader. Ull b happy u dont look like an idiot all the time
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dance |
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I know i am Beautiful but Make up Helps
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-*..Vicky Lynn..*- |
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your mama is so stupid she thought viagra was a water fall lol !!!!!!!!!!
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dave |
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readin the phone book cuz my dad said to read the biggest book i could find in the library be back when im done
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kimeeee |
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if toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet what happend if you strap a buttered toast on the back of a cat a droped it?
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Justin |
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identical twins, separated at birth, with the same father but different mothers
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matt |
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If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
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Chad |
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Britney was married for about 55 hours. For many ppl it seems like a short time. For J.Lo its an eternity.
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~°Kaits°~ |
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oh dear looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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lauren |
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Lifes a bitch, maybe i should get rid of her.
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S-DIZZLE |
