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*.::.* YoU LeArN tO ((l o v e)) nOt By FiNdInG tHe ((PeRfEcT)) PeRsOn, *BUT* bY sEeInG aN ((i M p E r F E c T)) pErSoN ((p E r F e C t L y))*.::.*
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.+*MiChEllE*+.(BLuEyEz221188) |
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Sorry to say this but UHHH...I have a disease. Its called SSES...Sudden Shut Eye Syndrome.!!:-(!!
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Ashlee |
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a smell something smelly that smells very funny, and i think that that smelly funny smell is the spell of money
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spacerocker |
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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ashley |
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Ill be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondiba
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Sven Diamond |
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Sometimes you have to sacrifice LOVE,
just to save a FRIENDSHIP.
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jessica |
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the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.....pervert!
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Summer |
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u can pick your friends, u can pick your nose, but u cant pick your friends nose.... unless they are asleep
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iceman |
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What do you say wen a river over flows???.....DAMNIT!!!
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Chelc6T9 |
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DONT YOU HATE THOSE AWAY MESSAGES THAT DONT TELL YOU WHERE THE PERSON IS?
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andrew |
