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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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You want to see what I am thinking about.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................nothing..... .
Ivi Bunz
 
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Finals are like boys: They’re hard to understand You might get the urge to cheat on them Some are harder than others They put pressure on you to perform well They were created to make our lives hell You can work for hours and still get no satisfaction Some take longer to finish than others You always have 3 or 4 at a time Some aren’t as big as you had expected They’re much easier to do when you’re drunk because you just don’t care .
John Lindemann
 
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best friends are like a good bras;hard to find,supportive, comfortable,always lifts you up,never lets you down or leaves you hanging,makes you look better,and ALWAYS close to your heart .
Hottie
 
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dont judge a man by his boxers, its whats inside that really counts!!! .
Dani
 
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when tha tv remotes batterys run out y do people press harder...like darrrr it aint gunna make it work!!! .
Dani
 
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and if someone has lost the tv remote y do they spend hours looking for it instead of going across the room to change the channels manually!! .
Dani
 
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Im watering my boobs right now hoping they’ll grow a cup or 2. Ill get back to u went im done! .
Dani
 
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If we are all Gods children, then whats so special about Jesus? .
Tiddlywinkz
 
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Booty Shakin, Heart Breakin, Mad Hott, Neva Stop, Short Skirt, Love ta Flirt, Tite Jeans, Very Mean, High Class, Nice Ass, Shakin Thys, Candy Eyes, Lucious Lips, Killa Kiss, Tell me can u handle dis? .
SDHotty78 (im me)
 
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Dont hate me because Im beautiful hate me because my boobs are bigger then yours .
Tyler Grodzki




 
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