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You can either be so yucki lyke a babi sh*ting in its pants or soo cute lyke a puppy
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EriCa Iz MuH MoM |
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I am spinning in my computer chair!
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~BittyBooo~ |
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only in america do we leave bank doors open and chain pens to the desk
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unknown |
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It takes every eight minutes for a human to think different. Think about it...
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Arun Dua |
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If a broken heart continues to beat, how come a broken toy doesnt continue to work?>
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(*Lis*) |
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If You sprinkle while you tinkle please be neat and whipe the seat!
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~BittyBooo~ |
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Lifes purpose is not to arrive at the grave with a well perserved body, but rather to skid in sideways shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!"
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kaitie |
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When i eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was "Always".
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juli |
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a guy knows hes in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple days. -Tim Allen
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juli |
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If love isnt a game why are there so many players?
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slatka |
