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Away
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Total
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Busy choking on a ice cube...
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Dove |
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two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. the ceremony wasnt much...
but the reception was excellent.
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isaac |
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I did ur mom..............a favor........by making you..........a sandwhich
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sami |
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DrEaMiNg AwAy In NeVeR lAnD :-\
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Pierce5648 |
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if i could dim the lights in the mall
and create a mood i would
shout out your name so it echos in every room
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sweet stuffs |
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Dont think of yourself as an ugly human. Just think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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Tripnfawl |
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Did you know that you burn calories when you sleep?...Dont bother me Im doing my daily exercise routine.
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buzzingbee57 |
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The tree outside looks so lonely...maybe I should go hug it.
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_*Torrie*_ |
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u can fall from a tree u fall from the sky . but the best way 2 kill urself is from a 145 story building
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u want me ,sorry u cant have me |
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r u reading this away message right now...r u...r u .....r u...wel if u r i jus how one thing to say....NO LIFE.....cuz if u r reading this that means u hav no life an u no that long away messages waste ur time but thats ok with u cuz u hav no life which means you have nothing else to do....an now i am going to make you bord again because i am going to end this message...Im away....
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samantha |
