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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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chunchun |
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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chunchun |
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diamonds are a girls best friend, theyre sharper than knives
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dontbehatinoxo28 |
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Smile When Your Not Happy
Laugh When Nothings Funny
Sing With Your Horrible Voice
When You Lose,Congratulate The Winner
But Be Sure To Lve Everyday As If Its Your Last.....Cuz Someday It Will Be!!!!
(and DONT cuss):)
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FuzzyWuzzyWeird1 |
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iF yOu cAn ReAd ThIs.,.,., YouRe NoT DrUnK EnOuGh~!~
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Charlie |
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........Ponder ponder pondering..........
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Stephi |
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Knowledge has two parts:
1- knowing what to say.
2- not saying it.
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Dorkazoid |
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No treaspassing. Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
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Dorkazoid |
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When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent
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chunchun |
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Everyone has the right to be stupid...
But youre abusing the privillege.
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Dorkazoid |
