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im on the potty, but dont leave if your a hottie!!!
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Sarah |
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My dad is an ATM
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RK |
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hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk
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sammy |
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Hey, sorry im not here, but as soon as %n signs off u can be sure to see me back.
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colincancer162 |
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Right now Im sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I cant get my head that far up my ass.
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kesha |
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once there was a blonde girl who was walking outside to her mailbox, looking inside it, and going back inside. She kept doin this over & over again, so finally her neighbor asked her, "what r u doing?" The blonde replied, "my computer keeps tellin me i have mail!"
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kesha |
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Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright
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kesha |
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i kno ur there i just choose not 2 talk 2 u
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xXfLamInGpIxI3xX |
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"Girlz
Good girls dont lie, Bad girls dont cry, Dumb girls need air, Naughty girls need underwear, Sweet girls arent mean, Funny girls make a scene, Perfect girls have all the class, Mean girls will kick your ass, Smart girls will excel, Gossip girls will tell, Popular girls get all the boys, Little girls play with toys, Normal girls are nothing new, So which one r u?
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NiCo |
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only in america do we leave bank doors open and chain pens to the desk
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Nico |
