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They say the more you laugh the longer you live. Awwww....poor you. Looks like Ill be here a while.
-Laura
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im like milk...........i do ur body good!
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paintbllplayaz6 |
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I nEvEr StOpPeD
...:::***LoViNg YoU***:::...
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I jUsT sToPpEd
...:::***LeTtInG iT sHoW***:::...
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santaz babii |
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I didnt know running into the wall would hurt as much as it did. But here I am, laying in a pile of my own blood in a coma, hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. Last time this happened the penguin just called me a pussy, took my shoes, and went to see "The Mask." To this day I still dont know if he liked it, and whenever I ask he just calls me a slut and throws ice cubes at me.
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Sucksoapbubbles |
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"If at first you dont succeed, try again. Then quit. Theres no use being a damn fool about it."
W.C.Fields
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Sucksoapbubbles |
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"Life is what happens to you when youre busy making other plans."
-John Lennon "Beautiful Boy"
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Sucksoapbubbles |
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tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks..... because my dick is starting to look like the rainbow!
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anthony |
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who would want to date a fish?
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~*Andrea*~ |
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Mental anxiety...mental breakdowns...menstrual cramps...menopause....Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
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~*Holly Fox*~ |
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I*m in the shower right now. Admission is $5, but you can get in for free.
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~Marci~ |
