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/*/ no one ever dies a virgin cuz life SCREWS us all! \*\
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iloveu |
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YOU pissed me off, you made me mad, you made me cry, you made me sad, u lied to me, you made me hurt, you made me see that your a JERK!*
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You got the machine you know the routine!
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~SoNyA~ |
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"god gave man both a penis and a brain...but only enoughy blood supply to use one at a time"
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caitlin |
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life is a box of condom no matter which one you pick out... your gonna get screwed~~~~!!!
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*~!AnGeLa!~* |
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GuYS are LiKE ToiLETS EiTHer OcCuPIEd or FuLl Of SHit
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~~~Taylor~~~ |
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SEX IS LIKE PRINGLES ONCE U POP U CANT STOP~
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***angie*** |
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Party hardy,
Rock n Roll.
Grab a beer,
Smoke a bowl.
Sex is fine,
So is wine.
Favorite position - 69!
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Nate |
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What did one saggin boob say to tha other??.. think about it...
If we dont get some support soon people are gonna think were nuts.!!! :-)
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heather |
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Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usually have big ones, and priests dont use theirs. What is it?
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Answer: A last name, u pervert.
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