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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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MoNdAy...is take it easy day TuEsDaY...is call a friend day WeDnEsDaY...is wear that sexi dress day ThUrSdAy...is paint ur nails day FriDaY...is put on ur hottest pair of heels day SaTuRdAy...is make out wit tha sexi guy at tha movies day SuNdAy...is recover from ur busy week day .
LeX
 
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jealousy is a disease* get well soon B*tC* .
Heather
 
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guyz r lyke video games i never get tired of playin them .
mOkO
 
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There is nothing better than a cold beer; yet nothing worse than a hot one! .
Lisa Burnside
 
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ever wonder why bras come in a,b,c,d,e and f? A-almost boobs B-bairly boobs C-certanly boobs D-defently boobs E-enormus boobs F-FAKE .
Colby
 
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your worst enemy can be your best friend down at heart. .
Jenna
 
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Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott brb .
~**ashley**~
 
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"Death is the only inescapeable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentanced to death once we are born." .
Nicole
 
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IF UR GAY COPY DIS AWAY MESSAGE AND MAKE IT URS .
MATT
 
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They say "Guns dont kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill to many people. .
kelly




 
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