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Away
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Food before friends
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Chris |
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Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!!
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Jamie |
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If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever.
Would I be in yours?
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Spanelli |
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Im on the highway to hell.. thats unless I run outta gas...
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*~Kayla~* |
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im plotting evil deeds, mischievous misadventures and world domination so leave one and ill get back to you.
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Kim |
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Hello this is Kim, wanton sex goddess. Im not here right now so please leave your name, age, brief description, and net worth and perhaps Ill get back to you
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Kim |
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"A" is for Apples, "B" is for beer, that is the reason that Im not here. Cya
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SkeeTrBeLLmonTe |
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Welcome to the United States Of Samantha.......
I am the President...
the Queen....
the Emporess....
the Law....
the Jury....
the Religion....
the motha fuckin FBI ...
Any Questions?
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ShKnThEsHaCk |
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[+] Youre really on the ball tonite, so why dont you bounce up, and kiss my ASS [!]
P.S O yeah lick it by the way thanks!
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Mandy |
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"The church is close, but the road is icy. The pub is far, but I will walk carefully"
- Russian Proverb
@ the pub
-P
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Pete |