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Hope your life is like toilet paper... long and useful!
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Kelsey |
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a tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot said the two to the tutor," is it tougher to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?
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Kristen |
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i Am WhO i aM` ORiqiNAL n WiLd` iM aN iNdEPEndENt WOmEN lYkE dESTiNy`S ChiLd` pREtTy brown hair`N dA biG brownEyEs` dAng i EvEN gOT jA rULe mEsMORiZed` hOtt As FIRe` SwEet aS SugAR n ` nOt EvEn L L cOOL j cAN qiVE mE pARAdiSe` oUtqOiN` gLAmOROuS` fUNNy N StRONq` aNd lYkE miSsY i cAn qEt mA fREAk On` iM sWEeT n sEXi eVEn oNa rAiNy dAy` jUSt lYkE ChRisTiNa bEAutiFUL iN EVErY siNqLe wAy
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Life is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
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Lance Terrell |
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Almost all you guys talk big just to make up for smaller things!
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*^*Butler*^* |
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Aghaaa aghaaa..tighter tighter now this way ughhhahaa now go the oaather waay...these damn shoe laces
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Xtremeskaterbaby |
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Hot Pink Thong, Glossy Lips
Tight Ass Jeans n Curvy Hips
Hold ur Breath, Pinch ur Wrist
Yes she really does exist...her name..............**name of gal**
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Matt |
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Did u kno that a pigs orgasm last for 30 mins?? :P lucky pig!
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gangstahottie45 |
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Hey gang, time is never wasted when you spend it wasted
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Riley |
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"But all I am is a good little Catholic girl....who uses the bible to keep the bed from rockin"
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Mudslide |
