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I went to Heaven, be back in a sec.
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~Melissa~ |
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The Angel is busy at the moment. So try again later.
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~Melissa~ |
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Why do you want to talk to me? Oh ya, i forgot, Im an Angel!
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~Melissa~ |
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Im off driving in my car. So many pedestrians...so little time.
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Goober |
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Riddle
Everybody: Try to solve this one:
When asked this riddle,
80% of kindergarten kids got the answer,
compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, youll die?
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Annie |
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i have died . . . see you at my funeral. MWAHAHAHA!
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lauren |
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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None, icecream dont have bones!!!
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Dawnie |
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After years of near constant meditation, I have asended to the enlightened state of Nirvana, and Im too scared to come down. Please send help.
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Nathan Jeter |
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Hay %n Im out weightlifting. 12 ounces at a time.;)
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Beer Run |
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Remember the time i told you that you were cool? I lied.
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Jamie |
