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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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sex is like ice cream u cant get enough of it .
andy
 
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Isnt raping a prostitute technically shoplifting? .
Andrew
 
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Can I take a picture of you naked? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. .
Andrew
 
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its 10 oclock....do you know where your parents are? .
Liz
 
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This is a strange world we live in. When it comes to electing the president, we get two choices. But when it comes to electing Ms. America we get 50. -Jay Leno .
juli
 
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thong high pants low thats the way we like to flow glossy lips shiny hair kiss me baby if you dare big boobs tight shirt im the one who wants to flirt tanned legs big a** hold me darlin and make it last .
*Elizabeth* (liz)
 
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Im Out Like Janet Jacksons Boob At The Superbowl .
¤Beth¤
 
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The next time you think ur perfect try walking on water! .
~*TaY*~
 
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gone ice skating on my pond...oo wait, its summer! yay!! .
Cinderblock!!!
 
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what is twice a half of 2 1/2? Get back to me when you figure it out. .
JICKITY DICK




 
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