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Away
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Note
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Total
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I aint no George Foreman so why YOU all in MY grill¿?¿?
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Dayna |
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sorry i cant talk right now ~ the stench from my unwashed roommate has drifted over to my side of the room and i am now laying on the ground gasping for air ~ please leave a message
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Ann |
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you are no longer worthy of my attention - sucks to be you
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Ann |
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DANCIN W/ A PINK FLAMINGO...ILL BE BACK IN A FLASH!!! ;-)
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KATHERiNE |
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a kangaroo came in my house and stole my pants, im out chasin that asshole, leave me 1
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HyDRoX |
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Im ripping the skin right off the muscle....It slides right through my fingers....Now Im ripping the joints apart (pop)...ripped the leg clean off:-)...Now Im seasoing the bloody meat with salt and pepper...gosh i love pepper....Now Im washing the blood and skin off my hands...gosh I hate skinning chicken...leave a message
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Befsuperstar |
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away message-n-a thing used to tell people on your buddy list or random people who you dont know and i.m. you to know where you are what you are doing and how you are doing it....well this is where i am-in my room..what i am doing-sleeping...how am i doing it-closing my eyes.....Message-n- something %n should leave.
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lee |
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I turned off my computer screen so that i can admire my reflection on the black screen
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Lee |
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Ill be back after the penguins, one by one, pluck away at my sanity.
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Rob Binder |
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If you tickle a cow, will milk come out of its nose? I could no longer withstand my curiosity and went to find a cow to tickle. ;)
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Melodie |