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Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
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chunchun |
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Stay tuned. I could say something brilliant at any moment.
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chunchun |
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Hey, nice legs. When do they open?
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radon |
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Can you imagine... using a bed just for sleeping??? ;-)
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Jacob |
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go put a condom on yo head cuz if u gonna act like a dick u might as well dress like one 2!!!!!
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ciara |
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Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.
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liz |
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Havin sex is like playin bridge, if u dont have a good partner u better have a good hand. Woody Allen
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stbernardfinest |
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WHY?
1)Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 per minute.
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~*SamanthaT*~ |
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Fubu Shirt....... 43$ Rocowear Pants....... 63$ Duuu Rag................ 4$ Realizing Your Whtie... Priceless
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~*~*Emily*~*~ |
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Baby did u fart?
Cause u blow me away....
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~*MaDaWgDuGgY*~ |
