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a leperous (your hometown here) bum has been dispatched to %n s house, and will arrive at %t to EAT them!
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jEnn |
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%n: man, my midol is NOT working today. and i smell, too
(your screename in appropriate font and color): i know! i could tell!
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jEnn |
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it is %t. do you know where YOUR children are, %n ? I DO! MUAH HA HA HA HA!
(abbreviations are from aim)
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jEnn |
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i am in the |real| of homework.....
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Chicken |
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Im doin something really quick...so no one leave....ill be back when im done....peace
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Jess |
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out......
gone..........
not here.......
get the point?!
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jess |
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shower........gotta be so fresh and so clean...
bbl
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jess |
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i know i know ur wondering where i am because im so beautiful and popular, but ur just gonna have to wiat cuz im doing something more important than taling to u!!bbl
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Jess |
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"hang on there, Bell, you cant go rammin a mans personal things into some hole like that!"
"is that so"
Leave a message...
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Melody |
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Im in my shower with these midgets ill be back as soon as theyre done washing me ;)
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