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Total
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When an Officer asks, "hey there, your eyes look really red, Have you
been drinking?.
You shouldnt respond with "Hey officer your eyes look glazed, have you
been eating donuts?"
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Caroline |
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WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
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Caroline |
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Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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Caroline |
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Im going to relese the brown hostages will be back
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mike |
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If you want 2 mess wit me then you will have 2 deal wit my bf and u will get beaten up like hell.
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Melissa |
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics even if you win youre still retarded
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Tank |
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imbusytryingtofindthespacebar
p.s. I dont need u to tell me where it is!!!
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Aubrey |
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*Blasting my music to see if I can wake the neighbors up, if I dont come back soon, they probably called the cops on me*
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Jen |
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1:PaRtY hArD,
2:rOcK ~n~ RoLl
3:WeRe ThE cLaSs
4:U cAnT cOnTrOl
5:CrAzY pArTiEs
6:A pErFeCt 10
7:SeXy LaDiEs
8:HoT mEn
9:WeRe ThE
10:cLaSs Of
11:2010!!!
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2010 betta reconize! |
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friends are like quiet angels who lift you up when youve forgotten how to fly
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*LaUrEn* |
