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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmpth!
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Steve Goodrich |
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No matter how rich you become, or how powerful, the size of your funeral still pretty much depends on the weather.
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*sarah michelle* |
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Roses are red coal is black, why is ur chest as flat as your back?
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DABITCH |
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lazyness... another unfortunate side effect of hunger...
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The Con Man (Connor Burke) |
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. thats relativity.
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Inbed |
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roses are red violets are corny
oh baby when i think of you i get horny
eat me
beat me
make me bleed
kinky sex is all i need
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lora |
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ADIDAS backwards is:SEX ALL DAY IN DADS APARTMENT!!!!
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sexy me (hottie24742002)im me |
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When Life Throws You Lemmons... Stick Them Down Your Shirt And Make Your Boobs Look BIGGER!!
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Dana |
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~Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear~
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Jennifer |
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The closer you get... the further I fall
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*Star* |
