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Blonde 1: Which one is farther, the moon or florida?
Blonde 2: Well, can you see florida???
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Eli |
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Q.HoW do you keep an idiot busy?... A: put up an away message!
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A cutie with a booty needs a hotti with a body!
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Megan! |
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Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is not one of them. Be back later...
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iamsoocute |
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im not here right now bc im trying to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a MINI tootsie pop! 1...2...3...4...5... ah f**k this *CRUNCH*!!! yummmmmmm
brb!
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pertynpinkbabe44 |
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Hey everyone, just thought you should know about this: http://%n.has-a-small-penis.com. %n is a disgrace to any buddy list, and if you have his screenname on yours, I would suggest deleting and/or blocking it right now.
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Alyssa (ummmm Dude says) or (xxCrAzYnDaZeDxx) |
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...If LoVe iisnt A gAmE ThEn y R tHeRe sO mAny pLaYeRs?¿?...
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CaSsAnDra<> |
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If a skater boy breaks your heart....just break his boared
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abbe |
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Im Bored so Im goanna sing the doom song now, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOMIE DOOM DOOM DE DO DOOM DOOMIE DOOM DOOOOOMMM DOOMIE DOOMIE DOOM DE DE DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM.....
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lauren |
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i support two teams..... the new york yankees... And Whoever Beats the red sox...
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andres |
