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Away
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"Mirrors dont talk & Luckly for you they dont laugh":-D
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Dawn |
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IMA A LIL BUSY AS U CAN SEE, SO U CAN RECORD ME ON TAPE TO MAKE A PORN OR U CAN JUSS DROP A MESSAGE.
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CARLO |
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I just got a giraffe. I named him Spotneck, you know, after the Russian satellite.
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Ceeee |
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If water was Vodka Id be a duck, Id swim in my bathtubb and never come up.
But waters not Vodka and Im not a duck so leave me alone and shut the f*ck up!
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PunkRockChicky96 |
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Elvis has left the building and is not coming back until the fat lady sings...I might have to sing then.
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Britt |
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hey i lost ma heart n went to look 4 it, if u find it b4 i do, pleaze dont break it! thanx buh bye
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Jamie |
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Sometimes . . .
When you cry, no one sees your tears.
Sometimes . . .
When you are in pain, no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes . . .
When you are worried, no one sees your stress.
Sometimes . . .
When you are happy, no one sees your smile.
But just fart one time!
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Lisa |
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Did you ever notice that a heart is just 2 upside down teardrops?
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Katie |
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Ive been taken hostage by Canadian seperatists. Ill be back as soon as my ransom is payed. By the way... If you happen to have $1.2 million to spare I could realy use it. Thanks.
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Marc Reinecker |
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like a tampon says, see you next period!
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courtney and liz |