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Hi, youve reached "slutty whore" shes not here to take your booty call, shes out with "naughtinymph" and "blow queen" so please leave your name, number and favorite sexual position after the beep..
and shell get back to you
...beep..
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MiSiTiC |
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Hey Sexi....
What ya gunna do im not here but dont worry i will be missin you terribly... leav eme sumthen sweet!:-*
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Mich |
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And for a couple of hours we close our eyes-- and for those couple of hours we are all innocent-- we are all beautiful-- we are all perfect-- for a couple of hours.
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Kej |
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Hey im going trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer, if i live ill get back to ya *and wish me luck*
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Hannah |
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You taste yummy, like money.
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Jessy |
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i am usein my pillow. WHY AREN"T U USEIN YOURS?
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Lori |
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You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree.
But the best way to fall.
Is in love with me.
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Andrew Pressley |
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Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes about two minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe you should go brush your teeth too.
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Mel |
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DID YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT SHE KNOWS THAT HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW THAT SHE KNOWS THAT I KNOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT SHE KNOWS THAT YOU KNOW THAT I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
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Brittney |
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I have to fart
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brendan |
