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Im off like a prom dress
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Miles |
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Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the sensation!
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Leah Austin |
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~~~A guyz occupation iz 2 stick his constaltion n a gurlz venalation 2 increase da population of da younger generation i found dis information at da board of education if u need a dimonstration lie down!~~~
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~*~LaUrEn~*~ |
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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*~Heather~* |
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life is a sexually transmitted disease
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Ninz |
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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
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hippykiller66 |
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"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is- never try." -Homer Simpson
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liz (im me! rubysoho1234) |
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All the idiots of the world have surrounded one computer... YOURS!
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~JeSSicA~*****************$$$ |
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Every hottie witta body needs a cutie witta booty!
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CutieWittaBooty |
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The more you listen the more you learn, the more you learn the more you know. The more you know the less you have to learn.
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~*Brit*~ |
