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Im watering my boobs right now hoping theyll grow a cup or 2. Ill get back to u went im done!
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Mandy |
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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. <----partying
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mackdawgtruckco |
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Im sitting at my computer, staring at the ceiling cause someone asked me whats up. Ill get back with you when I figure it out.
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Elly |
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"I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicide is a crime"
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Nikki |
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ive been voted gurl of tha month, bitch of tha season, ur boyfriend dumped u and im tha reason!
bbl!!
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allyson |
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Dragon ball Z is my religion, and right now, im at church
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Raiden |
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Sorry... i accidentally BrOkE your boyfriend! I will be back after i glue him together!
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Morgan |
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
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JaiMiFeR101 |
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Dicks Are Unfortunate
10. Youve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if youre Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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davey robeyto |
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Im sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I am IN THE SHOWER
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raquel |
