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Two muffins in an oven... one muffin says to the other, "Damn its hot in here!"
The other says, "Holy SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Sexi Babi Gurl |
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i can put what i have learned in life in 3 words!!! It goes on!!!!!
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eric |
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I may be a mistake but im still trying!
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Cheerldnpimpette |
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A TRUE LEADER IS NOT SOMEONE WHO STRIVES TO BE THE FIRST, BUT SOMEONE WHO IS THE FIRST TO STRIVE
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Ashlee |
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Do fight with your friends about stupid shit because you just end up fighting over even stupider shit later,
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Angie |
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He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
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Asia |
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DONT DRINK & DRIVE!!!!! u just might spill your drink!!!
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PiGGlyWggly8 ( im me anytime) |
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a//BeSt::FriEnD::is A sisTeR tHat DeStInY[(fOrGoT)] to:: GiVe\\u...
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jamie garrett |
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WHY CANT I BE RICH INSTEAD OF SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING!!!!
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Ashlee |
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l s l o l c l c l e l r l
mY anTi DRuG
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jamie garrett |
