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A kiss is called:Humanity if its on cheek,Love if its on lips,Passion if its on breast,Sensuous if its on navel,Sex if its on vagina,and Bravery if its on asshole....
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darshak kaneriya |
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"Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol."
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Chloe |
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Your mommas so short some spit on her and she drowned!?!?!
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avon |
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Real Eyes Realise Real Lies
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Mehreen |
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I am a sexy bitch.... do you have a problem with that?????¿¿¿¿¿
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~Brittany~ |
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wen men discovered milk came from cows ¿wut do u think he was doing?
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Xo*LiDdLe*SeXii*Ra*Xo |
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What starts with f and ends with ck???
Fire truck!!! ha ha
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HotLaDy1634/im me boys |
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My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.....
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lucybabe02d |
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Your mommy so stupid she stuck a battery up her Butt and said " I got the POWER" WOO...
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*You KnOw* |
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?? Ones white and harmful to small children, the other one is a plastic bag.
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R- Kizzle |
