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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." >> haha Ill brb <<
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chrisTina |
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hey everyone...cant talk right now cuz im doin sumthing real important--well actually not really important but you know what i mean, right? oh, u dont? well i suggest you tap into that useful lil thing called a brain and...oops well im gettin a bit carried away--sorry. ok well my point is BRB!
.:!:.SmOoChEs.:!:.
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KATHERiNE |
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You knew i was away... I know you saw the lil yellow posty note....but NOOoo u just had to im me ne ways...WHAT THE PHUCK DO U WANT!!!!!!!!!
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Doug |
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my fish drowned brb.
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Doug |
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Wow! looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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Doug |
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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ThCwbysPrincess |
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....Id miss you heaps and think of you often
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Samantha |
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If the world was a jungle, Id be the creature that goes BUMP in the night! ;-);-);-);-);-)
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Samantha |
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Im siiiccckkk....................
Its not that kind of sick.
Its that feeling when your stomach is in your throat, your heart aches and wont stop beating at 90 mph even when you wish it would stop completely......
That kind of sick.
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Samantha |
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I have never been in a relationship that didnt end in heartache.........I guess you could call that an undefeated record....................
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Samantha |
