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Isnt it strange that when a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man its $3.95 a minute??
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nick |
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Live like there is no tomorrow..
Dance like no one is watching..
Love like youve never been hurt.
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lauren |
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HE ONLY WANT ME FOR MY PIMP JUICE...!!! I THINK I NEEDA CUT HIM LOOSE..
YES I DO, YES I DOOOO... yea nigga bitches got the pimp juice too!!!
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BITCH PIMP JUICE (saynotohoes16) |
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once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?¿? his dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white?¿? his dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?¿?
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BITCH PIMP JUICE (jessica\sayno) |
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Guys are like roses watch out for their pricks! :P Brb
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Olly B |
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During the day sweet as honey... But by night the Playboy Bunny.
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Jenn (my sn is whitegirl714) |
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Oh My Oh Me.
I have to pee!
But someone stole the bathroom door key.
I found the key.
But wheres the door?
I found the door!
Oh wait to Late.
Its on the floor.
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*~*Piper Kullas*~* |
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Heres a little math for you:
Me + your mom - condom = YOU
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Ryan Sux Chode |
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what sexual position produces the uglyest childern? ASK YOUR MOM!!
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jeremy |
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Computer-$899
Internet Access-$27 a month
America Online Instant Messanger-Free
An away message from me-Priceless
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Kayla |
