| |
Away
Messages |
|
|
Note
: Away messages are updated every week. |
Total
no. of away messages
:
1770 |
| |
|
*
|
*Dont make someone your priority when you are only thier convenience*
.
Maryann |
| |
|
*
|
~I love my men like I love my Campbell Soup; NICE and HOT!!!~
.
Kristina |
| |
|
*
|
Who said beer wont make ya smarter? It made Bud weiser
.
Andy |
| |
|
*
|
East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the bitch who fucks with my man
.
Jordi |
| |
|
*
|
"Men are like a deck of cards. Youll find the occasional king, but most are jacks."
.
GaBrIeLlE |
| |
|
*
|
If you expect the unexpected, doesnt that make the unexpected expected and the expected the unexpected? tell me what ya think
later,
~Kelsey~
.
SweetAsSugar239 (A.K.A. Kelsey) |
| |
|
*
|
GuYs ArE lYkE a Tv... EvEn 3 YeAr OlDs CaN tUrN tHeM oN
.
*~*MiChElLe*~* |
| |
|
*
|
so the elaphant said to the camel y do u have to boobs on ur back the camel said thats a petty dumb question comeing from someone who has a dick on there face
.
ÜLiNdSeYÜ |
| |
|
*
|
Ive always been told good things are always around the corner, that means that youve been walking around in circles
.
Kara |
| |
|
*
|
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
.
Molly <3 |
