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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.
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Jenny |
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Beer makes people smarter. Think about it...it made Bud wiser.
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sansha |
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Hot Pink Thong
Glossy Lips
Tight Ass Jeans
n Curvy Hips
Hold ur Breath
Pinch ur Wrist
Yes I really do Exist
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LaLa |
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do you know whats scary...pink elephants...you know what even more scaryer pink tangerines, do you know what scaryer than both of those?...your face
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jessica |
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Death is the greatest kick of all. Thats why they save it for last!
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vivek |
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Girls are like bandaids, use them once and get rid of them for a new one that isnt worn out and infected.
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Michael |
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After a war,a hero is just a man with one leg.
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puja mittal |
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Men are like tissues, just use em, another one will always pop up.
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christal |
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If I had the letters "HRT" and I could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT". Id rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
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LuckyOne |
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68............i owe ya 1!
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Shelby |
