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          | * | CHILDREN CAUSE ACCIDENTS IN THE BACK SEAT
ACCIDENTS IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSE CHILDREN 
            . PAT MA GROIN
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          | * | Befor u critisize someone u should walk a mile in their shoes.That way when u critisize them ur a mile away and u have their shoes. 
            . kool
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          | * | i am trying to fit a freckin 12 inch cock up my pussy 
            . bitchin
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          | * | I am ahhh! ahhh! with your bf in bed right now and he is oohh ohhh soo good, after he stops fingering me ill get back to you.. luv ya 
            . sexy hoe
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          | * | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second. 
            . francis banancis
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          | * | A man is a leader, a leader is a ruler, and a ruler is 12 inches long. STILL think youre a man??? 
            . CuteGrlJessi (ILuvFtblPlyrs)
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          | * | Hey I have just got back from Afghanistan and i have killed bin laden!!! I shot him in the nuts with my Uzi!! lol well i went to get my award 4 killing him brb!! 
            . Nick Spencer
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          | * | With my 24" telescope i can see far away galaxies, planetary nebulas, and right into your window. 
            . dustin gilmore
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          | * | when life hand you lemons..grab the tequila and salt!! 
            . jessica
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