A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several 
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when 
he finally woke, he motioned for her to come closer. 
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You 
have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were 
there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got 
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. 
When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" 
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. 
"I think you're bad luck." 

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Ten Million Dollars

Jack’s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed 
to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new 
wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with 
him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men’s names! 
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other 
men. 
Finally, he decided to confront her. 
Diane,” he said, “the only reason you married me was because my grandfather 
left me ten million dollars when he died" 
"Don’t be ridiculous,” she replied, “I don’t care who gave you the money!"