A man was travelling home from work on a train when a sexy young woman
sat right opposite him. She was wearing a mini skirt and a low cut top.
The man could not take his eyes off of her.

Minutes later the woman asks
the man, "Whats that bulge in your trousers".

The man replies, "Oh,
thats just my wage packet".

Then the woman says, "If that is your wage
packet, you have had 5 payrises in the last 10 minutes.

(Qasim Rasul)