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days with gals

1st = luv me,don’t touch me,

2nd = touch me, don’t kiss me,

3rd = kiss me, don’t fu*k me,

4th = fu*k me, don’t forget me,

5th = forget me,don’t tell anyone.

                                                                                                           (Mayank Srivastava)

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