"Making Cakes"
A little girl and her mother
were walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers
having sex on a bench. The little girl said, "Mommy, what are
they doing?" The mother hesitated, then quickly replied, "Um,
they're making cakes.
"The next day
they were at a zoo and the little girl saw two monkeys having
sex. Again she asked her mother, "What are they are doing?" Her
mother replied with the same response: "Making cakes.
"The next day
the girl said to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making
cakes in the living room last night. "Shocked, the mother
asked, "How do you know?" She said, "Because I licked the icing
off the sofa."