"Morris's
wedding night"
At
85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because
her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding
night they should have separate bedrooms.
She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself.
After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and
for the knock on the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action.
They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes
his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old
Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she
consents to further coupling which is again successful after which
the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close
to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the
door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for
more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in
afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed
that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times.
I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good
for one time. You're a great lover Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here
already?"