Sadie
lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten
out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.
Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into
the world.
Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter
immediately
replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for
six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties. He is in his birthday
suit. Looking
at her he asks, "Why the panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's
not getting
lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. Her standing
there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except
that he
has an ............
She looks at him and asks, "What's with this - a black condom?"
He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."
