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Resident Indians and Non Resident Indians

Indians : A Green Card holder bachelor:

In India ...
The guy cant speak Hindi, parents of good Looking girls are
dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.

Outside India. . . .
the guy cant speak English, wears jacket all the time,
works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW.

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Software Engineer:

In India -
A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.

Outside India -
The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says This is my last year in the US (or wherever) every year

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Desi Engineer:

In India -
A person with a respectable job and earning lots.

Outside India -
A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.

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Father:

In India -
A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.

Outside India -
A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.?

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Daughter:

In India -
A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.

Outside India -
A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.

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Son:

In India -
A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.

Outside India -
A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.

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Wife:

In India -

A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.

Outside India -

A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.

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Husband:

In India -

A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and
siblings.

Outside India -

Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.

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Mother-in law:

In India -
A women capable of making your life miserable.

Outside India -
A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?

(Vijay Manghnani )