F~cking
Ants
A priest comes out of the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the
steps killing ants by smashing them with his thumb, saying, "F~cking
ants," with each smash.
"What
are you doing!?!?!"
"I'm
killing these f~cking ants."
Visibly
upset, the priest sits next to Johnny, "My son, don't you know
that it is wrong to harm any of God's creatures? God created every living
being and it is a sin to kill any of them, including ants."
Johnny
thinks about this a minute and says, "But these ants don't do anything.
They just bother people."
The priest
responds, "Everything in life has a purpose my son, including these
ants. I want you to go home and think about that. In fact, I challenge
you to come back here in one week and see if you can think of three
things in life that do not have a purpose."
One week
passes and the priest emerges from the church to find Little Johnny
sitting on the steps, smashing ants with his thumb, reciting the same
"F~cking ants" phrase.
Rushing
over to him, the priest says, "My son, I thought I told you that
everything has a purpose and it is a sin to interfere with that purpose!
Why are you killing these ants? Did you do as I instructed? Were you
really able to think of three things in life that do not have a purpose?"
Little
Johnny looks up at the priest and says, "Yeah, I thought of three
things that don't have a purpose. Tits on a nun, Balls on a priest and
these f~cking ants !"
