A population control program had been introduced
in a remote village, but the doctors were having trouble getting
the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore,
to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
Doctor told Santa, who had 4 children in four years, that he
absolutely had to wear a condom. Doctor explained that as long
as he wore it his wife could not have another baby.
About a month later Santa's wife, Jeeto, came in and she was
pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called Santa in and
gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked Santa
why he hadn't worn the condom.
The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never
took it off."
The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how
in the heck his wife is pregnant again?"
"He says," said the interpreter, "that after
six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off."
