A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service
counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster
she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because
she bought it on 'special'.
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH
MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in
front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's
wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and
he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH
MY NIPPLES!"
And doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are
you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!
