A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest
thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in
the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine
and the girl appears to be knitting.
He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young
man's window. He rolls the window down.
"Yes officer?"
"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"
"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."
"What about the young lady in the backseat?"
The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think
she is knitting a pullover sweater."
"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.
"I am 25 Officer."
"And the girl?"
The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18
in 11 minutes."
