Dream
One night a man has a dream that he died and went to heaven.
He sat next to another man on a bench and began talking.
Before
long a beautiful redhead walks by.
"Man, Id sure like
to fuck that!" "This is heaven, just take her behind
the white cloud." His new friend replied.
So he takes
her behind the cloud and has the best lay of his life.
When
he gets back to the bench he begins to tell the man all about
it.
Then another hot lady walks by.
"Geez, Id love to
bang that!" "Fine, just take her behind the white
cloud." He does, and returns back to the bench.
Another
ten minutes goes by and another lady walks by. "Excuse
me for a moment, I have to get her!" "OK, just remember
to go behind the white cloud."
He gets back and sets
down. "This is great! But I really have to take a shit!"
"Go behind the white cloud" the guy replies.
He
gets up and does a number. "What do I wipe with?"
"Just use some of the white cloud" The man yells
back.
Morning comes and the guy walks downstairs where his
wife has made him breakfast.
"I had the wildest dream
last night!" He says to his wife.
"Youre telling
me! You fucked me three times, shit on the pillow, and wiped
your ass with the sheets!"
