A successful businessman flew to Vegas for
the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and
had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his
roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he
could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was
a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the
cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he
offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number,
his address, etc. but to no avail.
The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you
don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport
and barely caught his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard
to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this
time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went
out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the
airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line
of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride
when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make
the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How
much for a ride to the airport ?" he asked.
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way
?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long
line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he
got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport
?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The
businessman said "Okay," and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the
businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
