Washroom
Theres
this guy on an airplane and he needs to do his business.
The mens washroom was occupied so he asks one of the stewardess
if he can use the ladies washroom. She was unsure but
let him in anyways. She told not ot touch anything in
there, and he said okay.
So hes sitting on the toilet and there are these three
buttons. He pushes this first button that has an S on
it. Then sprinkles of water sprinkle his buttom. Then
he pushes the second button that has a P on it. Then powder
powders his buttom. Then theres this third button that
says ATR. He pushes that button and then he blacks out.
He wakes up in the hospital and hes very confused. He
asks the doctor what happened to him. The stewardess comes
in and says you pushed the Automatic Tampon Remover.