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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..." Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" |
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