Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young,
sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed
his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks
door is open." He did not understand her remark, but 
later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to
have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By
the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this
morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no
sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel
bags.
