A
cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the
cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker
to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and stewardess.
He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this
plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place.The
pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and says, "Look
buddy,if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea
and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's
head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill
HIS brains all over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and
said, Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could
keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me,
this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die
along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the
gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane
to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said,
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys
have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their
way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So
if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the
sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held
the gun to the stewardess's head and demanded, "Take this
plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HER brains all over the place."
No one says a word, but the stewardess leaned over and whispered
something into the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped
his gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic. The crew tracked
down the hijacker, who was found cowering behind some crates
in the hold, and tied him up.
The pilot then asked the stewardess what she said that terrified
the man so. "I told him, sir," she replied, "that
if he killed me, he'd be the one who'd have to give you guys
your blowjobs."
