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 A
teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child
decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A
little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought
her a box full of fine chocolates.
A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet
of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor
dealer
brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking
from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what
this is!"
She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and
said,
"I bet this is some wine!"
The little boy said, "Nope!"
She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"
The little boy said, "Nope!"
She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"
The little boy said, "Nope!"
She said, "Well what is it?"
The little boy said, "A puppy!"
THE JUDGE SHOWS
HIS CLASS
In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was
brought before 
the Judge to answer for a ticket given to her for driving through
a red light.
She explained to his honour that she was a school teacher and requested
an immediate disposal of
her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the Judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher,
eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall
realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school
teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will
not drive through red lights' 500 times!"
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