Two bored casino dealers are waiting
at the craps table. Along comes a beautiful young blonde
who wants to bet £10,000 on a single roll of the
dice.
But she insists, ‘I hope you don't mind, but I
feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.’ The
two men are delighted and readily agree.
So she takes off all her clothes and rolls the dice while
yelling, ‘Be lucky . . Be lucky . . Be lucky.‘
As the dice stops she yells, ‘YES, YES, YES!! I
WON, I WON, I WON.’
She jumps up and down, kissing and hugging the dealers.
Then she picks up her money and clothes and rushes away.
The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, ‘What did she roll, anyway?’
‘I don't know,’ replied the second, ‘I
hoped you were watching.’
